Serious Business

A serious and dignified website designated toward denying silliness and rediculousness of all types.

(this site is best viewed using ned's cape 1.0 or lower)

Serious times call for serious measures to be taken these days, we are not children and furthermore we cannot allow for any form of tomfoolery in our lives. That is why i, Serious McBusiness, founder and chairman of Serious Business Incorporated, have provided this site's resources to you all. In these short paragraphs, we will explain the necessary precautions to take when dealing with any level of silliness. (Don't actually do this, this is just a joke/test site to see how bad Microsoft Frontpage 98 was and how hard it is to port the thing to an actual web service.)

 

 

Section 1. Identify the problem.

Take a moment to identify the issue at hand, Is the person in question causing you verbal distress or daring to do bold things within your vicinity? Is the person threatening you or making themselves look like a buffoon? Once you have identified the issue, take a moment to briefly reflect on the actions this person is performing. This is crucial information you will need to take note of and use later on.

Section 2.  Ask the person to stop.

Whilst we do not recommend that you engage with a person being outright foolish or childish in their actions, in the interest of their safety and yours, it is advised that you politely and calmly ask them to settle down. After all, raising your voice and yelling at them will only mean that you are stooping to their level.

Section 3. If all else fails, Scream and run around like a headless chicken.

Oh dear! It seems like this person has said the dreaded "NO" word, and we don't like that now do we? So in this scenario you are to run around and scream in terror that your plan failed as a failsafe to stop them from being foolish and to snap out of their delusions.

If even this fails, then all hope is lost. Alert the local authorities immediately and lock your doors.

 

(for context don't actually do this IRL this is just a joke website to test out how Microsoft Frontpage 98 sites fair with modern web browsers like google chrome and firefox, not edge tho because MICROSOFT SUX LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL)